Sunday, November 6, 2011

#15: "Fast and Testimony Meeting" in the 13th Ward.

Growing up, there was one particular Sunday that I really didn't look forward to--the first Sunday of each month.  For those of you who may be unaware, as a Mormon, sacrament meeting on the first Sunday of each month is known as "fast and testimony meeting".  In this meeting, after the sacrament is passed, the pulpit is made available to any member of the congregation to come up and share his/her testimony.

Fast and Testimony meeting...during the 80's.
There are some humorous situations that occasionally occur during a fast and testimony meeting, such as when people get up and go off on a wild tangent unrelated in any way to their testimony or when 10 kids get up in a row and share the same testimony ("I know the church is true.  I love my mom and dad...etc.).  These things don't really bug me though.  In fact, I actually enjoy them.  However, there is one aspect of fast and testimony meeting that I dread.  It is something that I like to call the "unbearably awkward Mormon pause" (uaMp for short.  Trademark pending).

The uaMp occurs right after one person has finished sharing his/her testimony and no one else is in the queue to go next.  Usually someone will get up within a few seconds and the uaMp will not have time to grow and fester.  However, sometimes the uaMp is simply destined to occur.  When this happens, each second of the uaMp becomes more and more awkward.  As the time of the uaMp drags on, people either duck their heads or frantically look around the room to see who will get up next.  Once, in one of my old wards, the uaMp actually went on for eight minutes!  Eight minutes may not seem like that long, but to me it was like an eternity.  The bishop finally had to get up himself and remind the congregation of the importance of sharing our testimonies.

I have only seen two successful strategies for dealing with the uaMp.  (1) Get up and bear your own testimony.  Then, you can enjoy the rest of the meeting guilt-free, knowing that you have done your part.  (2) Pretend that you have to go to the bathroom.  Hopefully, I'm not the only one who has ever faked a full bladder during fast and testimony meeting. :)

Well, as much as I dread the uaMp, for some wonderful reason it rarely occurs in my current ward.  I don't know how I got so blessed to be in the Riverton 13th ward, but I absolutely love it.  Fast and testimony meeting in the 13th ward is a powerful example of how great a sacrament meeting can be.  Today, our fast and testimony meeting was a spiritual feast.  I would like to highlight a few of the testimonies that were given, because they are just a small sample of the type of testimonies we hear each month.

Our Elder's quorum president and his wife both bore powerful testimonies of the scriptures, baptism, and the truthfulness of the gospel.  They expressed gratitude for all of the blessings the gospel provides.  Their son was baptized yesterday, and you could see the joy it brought to their family.  Their enthusiasm and excitement was contagious.

A recently returned sister missionary and her two teenage sisters all bore their testimonies about the influence of the Savior and the atonement in their lives.  One of them used to be in my Sunday School class (before I got called to primary), and she was always a great example of faith, cheerfulness, and obedience.

A humble father got up and bore his testimony about the importance of the Book of Mormon.  He is a continually faithful example as each month he courageously gets up and bears a sweet testimony.  He makes me want to be a better person.

A mother of five children told a story about a stake conference a couple of years ago where the Jordan River temple president spoke during the meeting.  He encouraged the congregation to make it a goal to go to the temple each week.  As a mother of five, she felt like this was an impossible request.  But, after softening her heart, she committed to do whatever it takes to go each week.  She has kept up this habit for more than two years.  She spoke of the connection she has developed with her ancestors by preparing their names for the temple.  She also said that going to the temple each week has helped her to keep a calm and peaceful feeling in her home.

One of my favorite teenagers in the whole world bore his testimony about the power of prayer.  He spoke about the stress he has been under with trying to maintain good grades while still committing time to the school football team.  After a sleepless night, he knew that he could not do it all himself.  He knelt down and asked Heavenly Father to help him get the grades he needed, if he gave his best effort to study.  At that time, he had a number of B's and B minuses.  By the end of the quarter, his grades had improved to straight A's and a 4.00 GPA.  He expressed his gratitude to the Lord for watching over him and supporting him in his efforts.

A mother in our ward spoke about our tendency to get distracted by things that don't matter.  She said that she is trying harder to focus on her blessings.  She made the observation that we have the tendency to skip the importance of Thanksgiving by going straight from one commercial holiday (Halloween) to another (Christmas).

Another mother started her testimony by singing a solo hymn about families.  Although it is unconventional for someone to sing their testimony in fast and testimony meeting, it had a very powerful effect.  She then spoke about the fear her young son has of water.  He is having a difficult time with the thought of getting baptized, because he is so afraid of the water.  She spoke about how this experience has helped her gain patience and asked for our prayers and support in her son's behalf.

Last but not least, our humble high counselor finished the meeting with a testimony of the powerful influence of good neighbors.  He told a story of when he was a newly married father with a young son.  He and his wife were less-active members of the Church and attended Sunday meetings only infrequently.  The members of their new ward embraced them, served them, and invited them to come back to Church.  He was called to serve as the Young Men's president, even though at the time he did not regularly attend the ward.  Eight months later, he, his wife, and their young son were sealed for time and all eternity in the Salt Lake temple.

I am very grateful for fast and testimony meeting, and the strength and comfort that it gives to me.  I challenge you to bear your testimony in your own wards and do whatever you can to invite the Holy Ghost into your meetings.  You will be edified and uplifted and so will everyone else who hears you.  You can set the example and encourage others to do the same.  Plus, it may just help you to avoid the uaMp. :)

Friday, November 4, 2011

#14: Micro-service projects in "The Vineyard".

I love lds.org. It is a fantastic repository for all things Mormon.  As I was perusing the site recently, I stumbled across a sweet new feature for anyone looking for a 5-minute service project (specifically designed for those of us with short attention spans...."Squirrel!").  


I now introduce you to "The Vineyard" (http://vineyard.lds.org/). 


As stated on the site, "Helping in the Vineyard provides service opportunities that can be completed in minutes.  Participants from around the world spend as much or as little time as they like completing the activities online.  As a result of the thousands of acts of service, the Church is able to publish and share more resources worldwide."  In less time than it takes you to read this post and/or dance the Macarena, you can perform a micro-service project in "The Vineyard"!


Here are some of the great things you can volunteer to do:


1. Church Publications: Proof and edit Church magazines (Ensign, Liahona, New Era, The Friend, Nintendo Power....okay, okay, not the last one)


Lehi contemplates a career in bowling.
2. Church Multimedia: Review and tag Church multimedia to share with the world by reviewing images/videos and by submitting multimedia of your own (I should probably hold off on submitting my Mormon/Celebrity comparisons from Post #6).

Master Kimball and Master Yoda.

3. Translation: Translate Church material into other languages so that the information can be distributed worldwide.  I bet "Wookieesh" is an option.

Joseph Smith and Oliver Cowdery translating
the Book of Mormon (into English, not Wookieesh).
4. Family History: Extract infromation from genealogical records to be indexed into familysearch.org.  This is actually one of my favorite activities.  It makes me feel like I am contributing even when I don't have time to do my own family history.  Plus, some of the names I find are hilarious.
I like how these pictures are slightly crooked.
Apparently these people had their photo taken during an earthquake.
5. Church Technology: Design software applications for technology projects that the Church is working on.  This one is a bit above my head, but I know some awesome engineers/nerds who should definitely give this project a look (you know who you are).

This picture makes me want to be a hand model.
6. Donations: In addition to volunteering your time, you can also support LDS philanthropic efforts through "The Vineyard".  You can donate to "Arts and Culture", "Caring for the Poor and Needy", "Education", and "Missionary and Temple" funds.

"The Good Samaritan" by Walter Rane, as found at
http://lds.org/images/Manuals/tchg-pix.nfo:o:158.jpg
Mormon Wookiee's recommendation of "The Vineyard": You should definitely check it out.  Kid tested.  Mother approved.

Monday, October 31, 2011

#13: Why I am a wimp at Halloween (thanks, dad).


There are many things that I love about Halloween (Kit Kats and Milky Ways, dressing up like "Randy the Redneck", and seeing the cute costumes of little kids who come Trick-or-Treating at my house).  However, when it comes to the scary parts of Halloween, I am a total wimp.  Now, don't get me wrong--I wasn't always a wimp.  In fact, when I was a little kid I was tough as nails.  I would usually dress up as a monster, zombie, or bunny with an axe (I was a weird 9-year old).  But then, when I was 12-years old, everything changed....


My sister Amy and I as vampires (the NON-sparkly kind)
Straight-A Student for sure
Um...I honestly have no explanation for this
During Halloween as a 12-year old, my parents and I were watching a made-for-TV remake of a movie called "The Shining" on Channel 4.  I had never heard of "The Shining", and since we wanted to watch a fun Halloween movie, my parents and I decided to watch it.  Well, as you may or may not know, the dad in the movie goes crazy and tries to kill his family with a croquet mallet.  I was terrified.


But, regardless of my fear, I still had to go get ready for bed after the movie ended.  I took the long, dark trek up two flights of stairs and hopped in the shower for a quick shower before going to bed.  When I got out of the shower, I put a towel around my waist and opened the bathroom door to walk to my room.  As I opened the door, my dad jumped into the hallway with a croquet mallet and started screaming like a crazy murderous lunatic.  I cried.  But at least I kept my towel on. Thanks dad. Sure do love ya. ;)  


I have worn safe, non-scary costumes ever since, including the following:


Clark Kent (me) and Superman (my little bro, Matthew)
Gilligan
Mario (my friend Chad Ludwig) and Luigi (me)
Kipp Dynamite 
Clark Kent....again (I like to recycle) with Lois Lane (Diane) and Krypto (Diesel)
Last but not least, Randy the Redneck (me) and his wife/cousin Thelma (Diane)
Until next year, Happy Halloween!  Oh, and watch out for croquet mallets.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

#12: Paul the Apostle, Alma the Younger, and Darth Vader.

I love stories of redemption.  Stories of redemption are a testament to the fact that people really can change.  It is always satisfying to see someone who is evil, cruel, or selfish make a complete 180.  Extreme stories of redemption remind me that if people can change the really big stuff in their lives, then I can change the little stuff in mine.  


I would like to share with you three of my favorite stories of redemption (sorry Michael Vick, you were a very close 4th place):


Story of Redemption #1: Paul the Apostle
Paul is rad.  Buuuuut he wasn't always rad.  In fact, when we first meet Paul in Acts chapter 7, he is totally NOT rad.  Quite the contrary, Paul is actually a major bully.  At this point, Paul is still an over zealous Pharisee named Saul.  Saul's favorite hobby was to persecute and kill Christians (if you are looking for a hobby, I would recommend poetry or knitting before persecuting and killing).  Luke (the author of Acts, in case you are into trivia) describes Saul in this manner: "As for Saul, he made havock of the church, entering into every house, and haling men and women committed them to prison" (Acts 8:3) and "Saul [breathed] out threatenings and slaughter against the disciples of the Lord" (Acts 9:1).  Saul was clearly leaning to the dark side of the force.


Some may argue that Saul was simply trying to follow the law of Moses in his persecution of the Christians, but I think he got a little too much personal enjoyment from his job of persecuting.  But it's not what I think that is important.  Rather, let's take a look at what the Lord thought about Saul's antics.  As Saul was skipping down the road looking for more Christians to bully and imprison, he suddenly saw a bright light from heaven.  Naturally, he was scared and fell to the earth.  He then heard a voice saying, "Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?"  To his credit, Saul at least made an attempt to answer the voice by asking, "Who art thou, Lord?...what will thou have me to do?"  The Lord replied, "Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do" (Acts 9:3-6).  Clearly the Lord thought that Saul needed to change his behavior.  


To make a long story short, Saul did exactly what the Lord told him to do.  He changed his name to Paul (nothing wrong with a fresh start!), was called to be one of the 12 apostles, wrote 9 books of scripture, served multiple missions, was shipwrecked, imprisoned and whipped, testified before kings and priests all across the Roman Empire, and ultimately gave his life as a martyr for the gospel.  


Not too shabby for a former bully.


"Paul the Apostle" by some guy named Rembrandt,
from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Apostle 


Story of Redemption #2: Alma the Younger


Do you ever recall hearing stories about a bishop's kid or a mayor's son who totally rebels against his parents?  Well, those stories share a lot in common with that of Alma the Younger and his best buddies Ammon, Aaron, Omner, and Himni in the Book of Mormon (since all those names are a mouthful, let's pretend that Ammon, Aaron, Omner, and Himni are a boy band called the "Sons of Mo" for short).  Alma's dad (who was also named Alma) wasn't just the bishop; he was the Prophet.  And the Sons of Mo's dad was much more than the mayor; he was King Mosiah.   


Well, Alma and the Sons of Mo rebelled against their dads and did everything that they could to bring down the Church.  In my mind, I like to think of Alma as the ringleader.  We can speculate on his motives--perhaps he felt like his dad didn't pay enough attention to him, or maybe he thought Church was boring, or possibly he was sick and tired of being called "the Younger" all the time (just look at how Indiana Jones reacted to being called Junior).  Whatever the case may be, we know that he (Alma, not Indiana Jones) was "a very wicked and an idolatrous man....who stole away the hearts of the people...going about to destroy the church of God" (Mosiah 27:8-10).  Later in life, Alma himself said, "I had murdered many of [God's] children, or rather led them away unto destruction" (Alma 36:14).


However, much like the case of Paul, the Lord had other plans for Alma the Younger and the Sons of Mo.


On one sunny afternoon (that's how I picture it in my mind), Alma and the Sons of Mo were up to no good, causing trouble in their neighborhood.  Suddenly, an angel appeared unto them and with a voice of thunder, said, "Alma, arise and stand forth, for why persecutest thou the church of God?...can you dispute the power of God? For behold, does not my voice shake the earth?  ...go the way, and seek to destroy the church no more....[or] be cast off" (Mosiah 27:13-16).  Oh snap.


"Alma the Younger Called to Repentance" by Gary L. Kapp.  Found at http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/book_of_mormon/people/alma_2.html


Fortunately, Alma, Ammon, Aaron, Omner, and Himni took the message to heart.  They repented of their sins and from that point on, they did everything they could to spread the gospel and bring people to Christ.  Alma became the next prophet.  The Sons of Mo became some of the greatest missionaries of all time (and quite possibly had a #1 single).  A very significant portion of the Book of Mormon focuses on their lives.  If you are looking for an amazing story of redemption, I can think of no better place to start than here.


Story of Redemption #3: Darth Vader


There is something extremely tragic (but also extremely satisfying) about the story of Darth Vader.  Okay, so I understand that Darth Vader is fictional (please don't tell that to my nephew Jack), but does that make his story any less exceptional?  Of course not!  Without Darth Vader, Star Wars would be nothing more than the story of a whiny farmer and his twin sister with weird hair. In my mind, Darth Vader is the numero uno bad guy in all of fiction.  He blows up planets, he tortures his own kids, he chokes people when they disagree with him, and he hates wookiees (truly evil!).  


If you take the Star Wars movies chronologically, the first time we meet Darth Vader is when he is still just an innocent slave boy named Anakin Skywalker.  He is tenderhearted, caring, and has a knack for building obnoxious droids.  


Little orphan Ani.
 http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker
However, as he grows into a Jedi Knight, Anakin begins to change.  His power leads to pride, and he starts to think he is better than everyone else.  He breaks all kinds of Jedi rules, including killing a whole village of Sand People, marrying a Queen/Senator/Cougar, and having a ridiculous haircut.


See?  Ridiculous haircut.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker
Ultimately, Anakin's pride and inability to live the Jedi way lead to his downfall.  He becomes paranoid of other Jedis, gives carpal tunnel to Mace Windu, changes his name to Darth Vader (the opposite of Saul changing his name to Paul), and tries to kill his best pal and mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi.  For the next 25 or so years, Darth Vader becomes a total jerk.  


Bad dude.  Cool costume.http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker


Over the course of "A New Hope", "The Empire Strikes Back", and "Return of the Jedi", Vader does all kinds of evil things (see note above about BLOWING UP PLANETS).  However, perhaps the most important of the bad things Vader does is repeatedly attempt to convert his son Luke to the dark side.


At the climax of "Return of the Jedi", it seems that Vader has finally given up on Luke, as he sits back and watches the Emperor start to fry his son with Sith Lightning.  But then....something clicks beneath that big bad suit of armor.  Vader remembered who he really was.  He wasn't a Sith.  He was Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One (sorry Harry Potter) who was destined to bring back balance to the force!  And bringing balance to the force is exactly what he did.  In an act of self-sacrifice, Anakin grabs the emperor, picks him up like a sack of potatoes, and chucks him down a massive reactor shaft.  As he is lifting the Emperor into the air, Anakin suffers from the effects of the Emperor's Force Lightning, and ultimately dies just a few moments later.  Despite all the bad things he did in his life, Anakin's ended up on the light side of the force.  


Anakin redeemed....and shiny.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker


Conclusion:  Although I had a lot of fun including the story of Darth Vader in this blog post, in all seriousness my real goal in writing was to remind you that no matter how far a person may have fallen, there is always hope that he/she can repent, be redeemed, and come back to the light.  None of us are too far removed from the Atonement of Jesus Christ.  His love knows no bounds.  He never gives up on us.  He is our greatest friend, advocate, and source of hope.  It may seem ironic, but because of Jesus Christ, each one of us is a part of the truly greatest story of redemption ever told.


"Gentle Healer" by Greg Olsen. 


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

#11: Mormon Messages on Youtube

You want to know what I really like?  Youtube.  I could waste days of my life on Youtube if I didn't have some sense of responsibility.  I also think it sounds funny when you say Youtube over and over: Youtube.  Youtube.  Youtube.  (Give it a try!)  


The Church also seems to really like Youtube.  In fact, the Church has its very own Youtube channel called the Mormon Channel (appropriate, right?). There are literally hundreds of videos on the Mormon Channel, ranging from Bible Stories, General Conference talks, videos especially for Youth, and many more.  However, my favorite part of the Mormon Channel is a sub-series titled  MormonMessages.  I absolutely LOVE this series.  These videos are incredible.  They and uplifting.  They are faith-sustaining.  And they inspire me to want to be a better person.  You can see these MormonMessages at http://www.youtube.com/user/MormonMessages#p/p.


Below are a few of my most favorite MormonMessages:


1. Charity - An Example of the Believers




2. Good Things to Come






3. Opportunities to Do Good





4. Dayton's Legs





5. My New Life - the Story of Stephanie Nielson



It feels me with reverence and gratitude to know that there are people in the world like this.