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"Cooooooooooooookies!" |
Of all the characters in Star Wars, Jabba the Hutt is undoubtedly one of the vilest and most evil. For those who don't know, Jabba is basically a giant sentient slug....with lots of money and power. He owns a palace on Tatooine, runs a illegal smuggling operation, and generally always gets his way. Here are some examples of Jabba fulfilling all seven of the 7DS:
Wrath: Gee, this guy can get angry. All you have to do is drop some of his illegal cargo without paying him back, and he'll hunt you to the end of the galaxy. And then turn you into a wall trophy.
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Han Solo: Smuggler. Hero. Wall Trophy. |
Greed: How much money does a 1,200 pound slug really need? Apparently more than he's currently got. Jabba is always getting involved in illegal schemes to make a quick buck.
Sloth: Um....he's a giant slug. I don't see him getting on a NordicTrack anytime soon, do you?
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Jabba's worst enemy: exercise. |
Pride: Jabba considers himself to be invincible. He mocks anyone who dares to challenge him, and if he doesn't like you, he will just feed you to his pet Rancor.
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I prefer dogs. |
Lust: Jabba loves women. It doesn't matter if they are human, Twi'lek, or Hutt--he loves them all. And he loves to enslave them. Fortunately, for us, Princess Leia showed Jabba who was boss by strangling him with the very chain he had enslaved her with. Power to the people!
Envy: If Jabba sees something that he doesn't have, he is very jealous. Case in point: It drove him nuts that it took him three whole movies to capture Han Solo and Chewbacca.
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Catch us if you can, slug man! |
Gluttony: Of all the 7DS, I bet that gluttony may be Jabba's greatest weakness. I can only imagine what his grocery bills are like.
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Jabba makes a cameo appearance in the bug-eating scene of "The Lion King". Hakuna Matata! |
So, what does this have to do with you and me? Basically, this is just a reminder to not become like Jabba the Hutt. I always feel badly when I give into my own vices, like being unnecessarily lazy, losing my temper, or eating a whole bag of peanut butter M&Ms right after fasting (you'd think that after 20+ years of fasting each month I would learn that it hurts to have a stomachache when I eat too much junk afterwards). Battling sin and temptation is a daily battle, and we can never give up trying. Fortunately for us, we all have the opportunity to repent and keep working on improving every day. It won't happen overnight, but it sure beats the alternative of becoming a giant sentient slug. Rest in peace, Jabba. Rest in peace.
Oh man. The Nintendo 7DS would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, by the way. It's amazing that Jabba batted 1.000 in the deadly sins homerun derby.
I wonder if we could do Temple work for Jabba the Hutt...
ReplyDeleteLol, let's not scare these people into thinking that Mormons not only baptize dead people, but fake ones too.
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