1. Honey Nut Cheerios are like manna from heaven; otherwise I might have starved.
2. I have bad habits when I am alone. I stay up too late. I sleep in too long. And I don't put the seat down.
3. I feel sympathy for couples who have a spouse on the road a lot. It makes me want to be nicer to the traveling sales guys at work.
4. Diesel is a great dog, but snuggling with him just isn't the same as snuggling with Diane. Plus, he really needs a bath.